my phone needs a breathalizer
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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