I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
