i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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