There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Why is there bacon in the couch?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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