some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think your dad took our porno
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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