Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There's always time for handjobs
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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