Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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