i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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