She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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