me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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