Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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