she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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