Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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