she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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