If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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