I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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