dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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