I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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