it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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