Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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