All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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