is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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