i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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