Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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