we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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