Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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