Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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