dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
