i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Randomize
