i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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