Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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