whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think a kid would responsible me up
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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