Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sorry about my life...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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