do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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