They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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