I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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