sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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