i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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