the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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