she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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