she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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