writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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