I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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