Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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