He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Someone signed my nipple.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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