OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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