Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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