Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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