I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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