I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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