I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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