I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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