After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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