How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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