But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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